That moment when
You’re borrowing your best friend’s brother’s computer and realize the keyboard is probably covered in his ball sweat.
That moment when
your legs are too fat and you can’t cross them under the table, so you have to move them out, cross, then move back under the table.
The trauma of my life. The trauma.
It's The Wilson
With her firey red hair she brings the heat! She plays so hard, her hands are bruised. She may be on fire now, but tomorrow, she’ll need an ice pack!
Danny plays volleyball like he cleans the floor:...
Nutella: Bread Optional
Not just good timing, God timing.
Gus doesn't like basil.
Something’s growing that don’t help me now Paging...
LOL online classes.
Do you know how much I love you?
I’m gonna be a lodge mom, and you’re gonna teach my kids how to ski.
ONLINE SCHOOL YOU CAN SUCK IT.
KBux: We are soo rare, yea. Basically unicorns...I feel like she's a unicorn too but kind of a cheesy one not to be mean.
Sassy: Yeah she is a cheesy unicorn, a Taylor Swift unicorn not a Holy unicorn.
Today, I will kick you in the A online school. I...
I don’t know if you’ve ever felt like that. That you wanted to sleep for a...– The Perks of Being A Wallflower (via pepperminttt, ekline)
Cecilia Gould, I know you can do this.
I have the best friend ever. Really, I do.
corcavado asked: You can do this.
corcavado asked: The fact that we are currently relating sex to Super Mario Sunshine and the Madagascar movies.
M. B. F.
Like, when do you become a sex person?
I wrote this yesterday and didn't finish but I'll...
Whelp, as much as I should be and need to be working on homework right now, I also need to write this. This vacation, which I was pretty anxious about and ready to bail on at the last minute, is turning out to somehow be fantastic. And not because of standard vacation things, in fact because of homework I’ve missed quite a bit, like today everyone went down to Ocracoke but I stayed behind to...
corcavado asked: Can we go to Babycakes when you get home? Please.
This Is Why My Favorite Color Is Blue
Yesterday was the most beautiful day of my entire life. I saw it. And it was beautiful. I saw it.
I saw it.
"I hope these bitches started dinner because I'm...